My personality - too fragmented to analyze - even the most devoted analyst can't handle this - plan to just expand - until I dematerialize - but let me break it down to see if maybe I'll dismantle this - impression that an MC needs to be an egomaniac - in order to exist - or for expression to enlist - and bring the fans in droves to experience the main attraction - fact is that the crap that's out there cannot bring you satisfaction - emptiness - all of it - except for me - Mod V

He does not come in sets of two or three - an anomaly - one of a kind - a singularity - a parody - apparently - the thought of multiplicity for me - G-double-o-d-e-s-t - is just ridiculous - I'll give you this example - just a sample of the silliness - cookie cutters shudder in my presence and they wind of broken - you sweep up all the crumbs and eat 'em then you're chokin'

Wait a minute - I just did it - fell into a pit of self-obsession - guess my ego's like a little baby - seems to need protection - maybe there's a way that I can be there without being cocky - other MC's might succumb to vanity - but not me

I fuckin' wreck shit on a regular basis - I'm wreckless - but maintain a state of homeostasis - in my station - let's just face it - I'm the greatest face to grace this place - no space is left for other homo sapiens - maybe in six thousand years when we're replaced by aliens - you might find another one as salient - as he who views this and every planet as a stadium - cranium so full of brains the masses are afraid of him

Oh damn - I keep on trippin' - slippin' back to using the third person - talking on and on about myself - oh man - there's nothing worse than that - in fact - I think that maybe I should take a break - but wait

Hey - do you mind filing in a little faster - to make room for the many billions who come after - just to hear the master of all masters demonstrate his greatness - I float so high above you all - I'm outer space - I'm weightless

Wait this is out of control - can't seem to reign it in - can't find a more subdued set of tones to paint it in

Too fuckin' bright - I give the sun a run for the money

Now you've gone too far - stop lying - trying to be funny

I ain't laughin' - I'm just havin' - fun being the best there is

Everybody knows that can't be true

Oh hell yes it is

I think I'm losing touch with what is what - and who is who is who

I am - I'm the only one you ever need to listen to

But wait

Nope - it's too late - I'm taking over