Anger No Management Man - was feeling savage again - his knuckle sandwich did some damage - had to bandage his hand - but it was hard because the other one was wrapped in a cast - the aftermath of one disaster that befell the mad master
Flashback to the last time - it was kickin' ass time - harass time - his favorite pastime - it's what you do at half-time - he says he really loves it - says it feels good when he does it - but it doesn't - and he knows it - and it shows - but he still does it
Anyway - some poor bum stumbled past him - mumblin' somehtin' and laughin' - what'd you say Anger asked him - you drunk dirty bastard - but his fist came up faster - than the poor bum could answer - and the first few words to come out were knocked backwards - and got mixed with the fourth and the fifth against his lips - where they all got squished - and turned to gibberish
Next on the list - to deliver his portion of the phrase - Word 6 - was dazed and transfixed - by the sudden impact - of this brazen attack - it sent a shiver up his spine and then right on back - as he surmised the gist of this surprise event - and realized in an instant - his predicament - it meant - he was in the thick of it - a sticky situation - in a jam - in a pickle - it's no picnic - no vacation - what a mess - what a fix - he was shitting bricks - shaking in his shoes - feeling frantic - wringing his hands - and singing the blues about semantics - depressed and confused - yes - stressed and perplexed - by the prospect - of being misused out of context
confessed that he was not quite right for this test - the predecessors he needed were all defeated he guessed - and he assessed that if not finished - they were too much diminished - to be of any more assistance on the rest of this sentence - and hence in no position to bring composition to fruition - 6 was hit with the recognition and a premonition - of his untimely demise and his final submission - this will be his last time heard on any word mission - though he stood in opposition to this proposition - no provisions had been made - plans laid need revision - lucky for him a brief intermission followed the collision - long enough to feel contrition for what he might be missin' - he was wishin' he had gone on a fishin' expedition - or had taken up with Gypsies or a traveling musician - reminiscing unraveled into thoughts of sedition - but by his own admission - 6 was short on ambition - paralyzed by inhibition - and a minor heart condition - plagued by indecision - no known exhibition of volition - to date
But wait - what's this - could it be his first audition? - he brought his letters together for an exposition - with his one word coalition - and with no competition - acquisition of courage displaced cowardice in transition - with his reconditioned disposition of a patrician - and his new found confidence as his only ammunition - 6 dismissed himself from this verbal transmission - it's too big an imposition - for just one preposition - this assertion served him well and helped him make the right decision - his desertion was compelled by self-preserving word tradition
The first version of escape came to him in a vision - an apparition of an old magician - ushering him into a box with a secret partition - behind which he could hide to avoid detection - he was still a bit dizzy from the blast - but he had to act fast - his last chance to try to worm his - way out of this skirmish - he had to find someone to trade his turn with - someone who hadn't yet heard his apprehension - not to mention the commotion - full of tension and emotion - he had never been in a sentence like this
Hahahaha - 7 laughed and said you better relax - you're gonna fuck up the syntax - you can't go choppin' up sentences - makin' no sense-ences - just 'cause you're a scaredy cat - pass it on to 8 - if it's not too late - you just might have a chance with mister dunce hat - he is - perpetually one step behind - he's always messing up the timing - a false starter - he's a moron - a real armpit farter - or try 9 - he's a martyr - he would barter his life for your position in this verbal emission - right now he is wishin' that he hadn't stood me up last night - oh well - guess he might get in a fight